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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:24

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
What would happen if Donald Trump forces Ukraine to a truce with Russia?
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
The Action Network: Cracker Barrel 400 predictions, picks, odds for Nashville - NASCAR.com
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Astronomers finally figured out how Pluto cools itself - Boy Genius Report
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
—
Still no good
Which country of the world has the largest business network?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Probability of Asteroid 2024 YR4 hitting the Moon increases - theregister.com
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Sega Throws Shade At Mario Kart While Showing Off Sonic Racing: Crossworlds - Kotaku
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Next, they tried...
In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why was Meghan Markle's Emmy nomination revoked, and how will it impact her Hollywood career?